Bed Meat

When going to bed alone you may get lonely/hungry, but if you bring some meat to bed (hence Bed Meat) then these problems can be overcome. Any meat can be used depending on the use, sausages could be used if you are homosexual, or a nice fish fillet if you prefer the ladies.
Hungry? Have a little nibble of your Bed Meat.
Horny? Have a little prod at your Bed Meat.
Lonely? Have a little chat to your Bed Meat.

Dude: Awh man, i could really do with some Bed Meat
*Dude gets meat*
Dude: Mmmm meat *nom*
Dude: I'm feeling strange feelings towards this meat *sex*
Dude: That was great baby, thanks.

Bed-meat

The state of being so tired that your brain ceases to function and you become a lump of flesh.

I am so exhausted tonight, I'm just going to be bed-meat.

俚语	bed-meat
释义	Bed Meat When going to bed alone you may get lonely/hungry, but if you bring some meat to bed (hence Bed Meat) then these problems can be overcome. Any meat can be used depending on the use, sausages could be used if you are homosexual, or a nice fish fillet if you prefer the ladies. Hungry? Have a little nibble of your Bed Meat. Horny? Have a little prod at your Bed Meat. Lonely? Have a little chat to your Bed Meat. Dude: Awh man, i could really do with some Bed Meat Dude gets meat Dude: Mmmm meat nom Dude: I'm feeling strange feelings towards this meat sex Dude: That was great baby, thanks. Bed-meat The state of being so tired that your brain ceases to function and you become a lump of flesh. I am so exhausted tonight, I'm just going to be bed-meat.
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