shamoritize
v. To order or prioritize a set of tasks based on potential shame or embarrassment (such as cleaning house for company.) It is based on a highly sophisticated algorithm which balances the variables including (but not limited to) the quantity of potential shame, feasibility, time, probability of work being undone by children, and likelihood of similar circumstances among viewers (ex. They also have cat hair on their couch... probably.)
With very little time to shamoritize we did empty the trash and do the dishes. But we'll have to hide the laundry in our room.