shampave

Shampave (aka veve): a precious friend. The epitome of a swag and yolo mindset

Veves are nonjudgmental mediators, but go off on anyone who dares to provoke close friends and family

They have otherworldly handwriting coveted by others&curly luscious black hair making others seethe in envy

They make great guac because they are vegetarian&care for the dying environment~they also have a endless supply of Chex mix and pita chips for her thieving friends

They have a spam where they post their daily smoothies in summers/hot chocolates in winters. They prefer their hot chocolate marshmallows big, but chopped- they swear it hits different

Veves are known for their elite emoji combinations&beautiful nail designs. They are masters of manifestation&would also like to revamp their closet

They aren’t the type to actively look for a man(only man she has ever considered decent is a Hershey bar) Instead they focus on developing themselves as individuals and becoming the best they can be. When she does simp, she expresses her love through baking (minimalist cakes). She will never settle for a man that treats her like anything less than the queen that SHE IS. He must be kind, funny, and share her values

People who can’t pronounce her name aren’t worth her time and miss out on an amazing individual that will be a constant source of love and support in their life

If you have a Shampave in your life be sure to love&cherish her while you have her- or you’ll regret it for an eternity