shampoo
A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:
1 part sham
1 part poo
1 part sham
1 part poo
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
shampoo
A fake turd.
Derived from combination of sham and poo.
Derived from combination of sham and poo.
I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.
shampoo
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.
Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.
Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.
French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.
Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.
French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
shampoo
when your completely legit about something sexual.
Wanna Fuck?
Dude I'm Shampoo
Dude I'm Shampoo
shampoo
The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”
Examples of shampoo include: Prell, Clairol, Nioxin, Suave, etc.
shampoo
Preppy slang for French Champagne.
"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"
shampoo
shampoo, noun.
A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.