shampoozle
The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.
I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.
shampoozle
The last little bit of bubbles left in the shampoo bottle that really should have been thrown away. You squeeze the bottle like crazy trying to get enough out to wash your hair one last time.
I was so mad this morning, I went to wash my hair and all that was left in the bottle was shampoozle.
Aeriel: Steve, why didn't you throw away this shampoo bottle? It's empty.
Steve: It is not empty, there's still shampoozle left!
Aeriel: Steve, why didn't you throw away this shampoo bottle? It's empty.
Steve: It is not empty, there's still shampoozle left!
Shampoozled
when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".
son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!
shampoozled
Owned, showed up, or beat at something. Kind of like pwn3d.
Dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled.
shampoozled
the first day after you shampoo and your hair is fluffy, flyaway, and just plain terrible
you just got out of the shower and spend what you think is a good amount of time on your hair and your thinkin your lookin good and your friend says "damn girl, you've been shampoozled"-yikes!
Shampoozle
To move the shampoo to another bathroom without mentioning it to your roommates.
I really needed to wash my hair, but my stupid sister shampoozled me again so I couldn’t .