Shane Cooper
This man right here is a top, top shagger. He is smart, sometimes, but a deaddddd baller but thinks he's good. Overall, he's a decent mate to have around you but always has the worst opinions when it comes to football.
"Who's that guy trying to do a rainbow flick?"
"Don't worry, it's Shane Cooper, ignore him."
"Don't worry, it's Shane Cooper, ignore him."