shangpoo
A great martial arts master, he stands at a monstrous 10 foot tall, his IQ is 5000, shangpoo solo's Godzilla and King gidohrah with both hands tied behind his back, blind folded In a vibranium cage. His shhhhlooong is 32 inches wide and 72 inches long (these measurements are falcid). He bankrupt Venezuela, Zimbabwe and Colombia and is the sole reason why Africa is dry because he stole their drip. He has 1539563 offspring, 22000 wives and 22 husband's as he is only beginning to get into the LGBTQ movement. Notch stole his Minecraft game idea.
Damien: have you heard of the legend of shangpoo?
Jorge: hell yeah!!
Jorge: hell yeah!!