shaniqua james
A girl who is constantly called up to the front office by the principal. She somehow manages to be a mix of attack helicopter, waterslide, crackhead, turtle, panda, dolphin, and sky scraper. Whenever you're in trouble, just scream her name, she will always manage to (not) be there for you.
The principal: "Shaniqua James the the front office please, Shaniqua James to the front office please.