Shanksgiving
Thanksgiving in jail.
Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.
Shanksgiving
A prisoner's favorite holiday. Where everyone is free to stab eachother and try to escape.
No one knew Shanksgiving was coming. They only realized it when John, the least popular and bullied the most started collecting stabbing weapons of all kinds. Everyone was going to die. Moral of the story: Don't bully people. Or else you'll experience a painful Shanksgiving.
Shanksgiving
When you're about to eat thanksgiving dinner, and the person with the knife stabs the turkey straight through the middle with a violent action.
Sammy: Let's eat! *Stab*
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.
Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.
Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.
Shanksgiving
Celebrating the game of modern golf, one shank at a time.
Every thanksgiving the family goes out to play 18-holes. I like to say "Happy Shanksgiving" to all of the Uncle Jeff's who play once a year at the family tournament.