Shanky Wanky
The secret, dangerous, fifth teletubby. He's Tinky Winky's cousin. He'll cut you.
Ill pull a Shanky Wanky on you!
Shanky wanky
When you wank with a knife in your hand.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.
‘Hey you free tonight’
‘Sorry no, I’m feeling like a shanky wanky
‘Sorry no, I’m feeling like a shanky wanky