Shantanu Bhardwaj

Give online blowjobs to arrogant Robertson and be anally fucked for every trophyless season

Wank at 1 UCL + 1 Pl won since they got out accidently into their mum's pussy who was probably raped

If it's a trophyless season, wank at low level mediocre club football as if they created a cult(ofcourse not; nobody gives a fuck) during their bachelors

Be deluded AF by rolling over the idea of controlling online football fans