shantelley
A Shantelley is a master of puns. They love to put smiles on peoples' faces but also enjoy making the people around them cringe from the onslaught of majestic puns they unleash upon them. No one can withstand the power of the puns but neither can they compare to the kindness and care that a Shantelley offers in more serious moments.
You need a Shantelley right about now.