Shanuk

He is a very sexy man with an irresistible charm, doted with massive muscles, endulges in chicken curry and absolutely adores danish women. Despite him being willing to give le bron James a birthday blowie, he was born with another talent, basketball. He jumps, at his short height, and reaches the rim with his impeccable vertical of approximately 60.9 inches per second to the square root of the cube factored by 4:20 triangulated. Furthermore, he has acquired a vast and sophisticated taste for brewery. He enjoys relinquish fresh Heinekens despite his young age.

Shanuk, beautiful Shanuk
How sexy you are

More than a bar
Designed to be a cook
His luxurious long hair lushes at the lanky loiterers.

Like stfu but in the lang and shh. Gameboy Advance lang.

He is a very sexy man with an irresistible charm, doted with massive muscles, endulges in chicken curry and absolutely adores danish women. Despite him being willing to give le bron James a birthday blowie, he was born with another talent, basketball. He jumps, at his short height, and reaches the rim with his impeccable vertical of approximately 60.9 inches per second to the square root of the cube factored by 4:20 triangulated. Furthermore, he has acquired a vast and sophisticated taste for brewery. He enjoys relinquish fresh Heinekens despite his young age.

Shanuk, beautiful Shanuk
How sexy you are

More than a bar
Designed to be a cook
His luxurious long hair lushes at the lanky loiterers.

Shanuk Wickremaratchy

Shanuk Wickremaratchy is brown child who isn’t very tall and nobody can pronounce his last name.
He has many friends. He is also very smart that is why he repeated 2 years of school, because in his words ‘I just felt like’. He is also incredibly athletic being able to do a back flip but no one has seen him do it but we all know he can. Whenever you see a wild Shanuk he doesn’t you can’t greet him with a hello he speaks the rare language of lamborghini or Shanukanese. The proper way to great a Shanuk is with happy birthday and after you great him with happy birthday you have to sing the happy birthday song to him. This means I love you, you sexy beast in Lamborghin or Shanukanese. Shanuks can also be cookie as their nickname. A racial slur to Shanuks is ‘sag brain’ meaning in his language ‘I don’t like you’