Shapiro'd
A verb that describes the process in which a member of the female sex, for no reason whatsoever, prohibits a member of the male sex from feeling her breasts.
Oh my god, I can't believe he got Shapiro'd last week!
Shapiro'd
Sustaining an injury to the thoracic vertebrae, usually as a result of trying to smoke your own bone.
Josh: Is Paul playing today?
Erica: He can't, he Shapiro'd his neck last night when I told him I was going to visit his old friend who lives in New Orleans.
Erica: He can't, he Shapiro'd his neck last night when I told him I was going to visit his old friend who lives in New Orleans.