Shapiroed
When one makes a big deal out of something that is trivial to others.
He Shapiroed the restaurant for food being out of order.
to Shapiro
"Winning" a debate by saying something so indescribably dumb that your opponent doesn't know where to start correcting said statement.
Now, i know my teacher isn't the smartest, but when i tried to correct him about how people in the middle ages did not, in fact, live to 25, then fall over dead, he decided to Shapiro me
Shapiro
During an argument one can pull a "Shapiro" by being so completely wrong that there is no way anyone could feasibly correct you without teaching three entry level college courses in the process.
"Man I tell you what, last night I was discussing economics with Jack and he pulled a Shapiro on me ....... Nigga had me lost for words"
shapiro
Urban black slang for "lawyer" referencing the attorney Robert Shapiro who miraculously got OJ Simpson off of murder even with mountains of damning evidence against him. Robert Shapiro may be the only Jew who is not hated by blacks.
"You, state police just found my biscuit in the Q river. Call my shapiro."
to shapiro
(verb)
Hijacking a conversation by being extremely loud, dominant and cynical.
Hijacking a conversation by being extremely loud, dominant and cynical.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to shapiro this arguement."
Shapiro
A hilariously tragic scenario in which a woman is compelled to validate her significant other's laughable inability to satisfy her sexually by publicly stating that wet-ass pussy is a Liberal conspiracy.
My p-word has never been wet so clearly I'm living a full-on Shapiro existence!
The Shapiro
The act of touching, ever so gently, your scrotum to your nipple.
In order of difficulty: The Ground Beef, The Hemisphere, The Shapiro.
The first time I saw The Shapiro, I wasn't sure whether to be in awe or to vomit... or whether to be confused, because I was slightly aroused.
The first time I saw The Shapiro, I wasn't sure whether to be in awe or to vomit... or whether to be confused, because I was slightly aroused.