Shaq-cock
A gargantuan penis; a schlong so long that a dick pic requires multiple shots.
Guy: Yo man I think Steve is fucking your girl
Man: What the fuck for real my guy?!
Guy: Yeah apparently he's got that shaq-cock
Man: *kills himself*
Man: What the fuck for real my guy?!
Guy: Yeah apparently he's got that shaq-cock
Man: *kills himself*