Sharanne
The name given to a computer when you can't gain access to it and out of desperation you try to flirt with it.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, you on your computer yet?"
Guy 2: "No, bro, I'm talking to Sharanne."
Guy1: "Aw, that sucks."
Guy 2: "No, bro, I'm talking to Sharanne."
Guy1: "Aw, that sucks."