876th base

This is the base when you fuck a girl in a banana suit on the moon with an audience of Chinese four-year olds sitting on diamond-encrested llamas wearing toupees made from shaved cow fur sewn together with cum and glue. Also, there is a raja judging whether or not it is good while him and Adam Sandler kiss eachother. This is the base that Chuck Norris won't be able to get to.