shardening
The act of grooming the carpet for lost meth or shards.
I caught my homeboy shardening his carpet he was hurting that bad.
sharden
The art of making people feel shitty.
You sharden my family.
sharden shose
a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve
sharden shose is so yeastetdet