Sharpened Pencil
Noun,
when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
sharpened pencil
circumcised penis
when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.
sharpening the pencil
the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.
Sharpening the pencil
when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.
Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.
Sharpening the Pencil
When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
sharpen your pencil
offer someone a better price
I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
Pencil Sharpener
A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.
Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.