Sharpet
A carpet covered in shit
Hey babe wanna lay on my Sharpet?
Sharpet
A stain left after accidently getting Sharpie marker on ones carpet.
Oh No! I just Sharpeted all over.
sharpet bomb
The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.
I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.
Sharpet the Campoo
To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)
or
A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."
or
A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."
"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"
"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"
"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"