Sharpet

A carpet covered in shit

Hey babe wanna lay on my Sharpet?

Sharpet

A stain left after accidently getting Sharpie marker on ones carpet.

Oh No! I just Sharpeted all over.

sharpet bomb

The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.

I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.

Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."

"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"

俚语	sharpet
释义	Sharpet A carpet covered in shit Hey babe wanna lay on my Sharpet? Sharpet A stain left after accidently getting Sharpie marker on ones carpet. Oh No! I just Sharpeted all over. sharpet bomb The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart. I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants. Sharpet the Campoo To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain) or A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet." "I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!" "Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"
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