shart
When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.
I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
shart
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")
I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.
went home pronto to change my clothes.
shart
gas followed by mass.
that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.
shart
both a Shit and a fart
Oh no thats a shart
shart
when someone farts and a little bit of shit comes out
dude i need to go and changed my boxers because i just sharted.
shart
when you needa do a smelly as ripper and then you push a bit too hard and you do a little pellet in your pants. (sometimes not that little). can come in great amounts, depends on how hard you push.
"I was bored in class and i cut the cheese"
" i can smell that... it smells like more than a fart"
"yeah i just sharted.."
"OH YOU FUCKEN SMELL MAN GO HAVE A WASH"
"no i like the warm sensation trickling down my leg"
"oh dude im gonna puke"
*vomit*
*shart*
" i can smell that... it smells like more than a fart"
"yeah i just sharted.."
"OH YOU FUCKEN SMELL MAN GO HAVE A WASH"
"no i like the warm sensation trickling down my leg"
"oh dude im gonna puke"
*vomit*
*shart*
shart
A fart that expels small ammounts of feces.
"Oh my God! I just sharted!" Exclaimed a humiliated Mark as he ran through the art room, knocking over a TV in his rush to get out the back door. A feeble attempt to save his dignity.