shart baby
When a man sharts on a women's vagina and impregnates her with his own shit, thus creating a shart baby
My friend Liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother's vaginal canal.
Baby shart
What you sing when your infant shits himself.
"Baby shart do do do do do baby shart do do do do do do baby shart do do do do do baby shart." 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵