Shartling
When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.
When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!
shartle
When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.
He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.
Shartled
v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.
"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."
shartle
When you're startled and a little piece of poop comes out.
Damn it, Dick, you shartled me! Now there's a boxer dumpling in my pants.
Shartled
to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart
Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants
Shartle
When you shit your pants but a turtle came out with the shit shartle
Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle
Shartle
The substance emitted during the act of sharting
After sharting earlier in the day, the cold and clammy shartle stuck my shorts to my ass.