shartmousa

A distinguished individual who cannot hold his gas and excrement inside of his body for any extended period. Whilst Shartmousa is a delightful person they also have the tendencies to call someone a "fat cunt" at the slightest provocation. Their obsession with people of the ginger persuasion is borderline criminal. Despite all of this however Shartmousa's have a large, albeit gassy, heart which should always be cherished no matter what