shartophobia
The fear or sharting oneself.
Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.