Bedwat
People who spend too much time on the internet.
Over the weekend, Joe has become such a Bedwat.
bedwater
Used to stay cool year-round, bed water is water that is spread throughout the entirety of one's sleeping surface. The evaporation from the water keeps the sleeper close to hypothermia for multiple hours.
Wow, this bed is soaked! I slightly overdid it with the bedwater tonight.