Shasandigans
Shananiagans involving sand. Shasandigans are prone to occur on beaches and in sandboxes. No one likes shasandigans.
Me: Hey little monkey, you're so cute
*Monkey throws sand at my face
Me: Curse you devil monkey, and curse your shasandigans!
*Monkey throws sand at my face
Me: Curse you devil monkey, and curse your shasandigans!