shasturbate
The act of masturbating while defecating.
I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.
shasturbate
The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously
Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile
shasturbate
The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.
Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"
Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"
Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"
shasturbate
To shit and masturbate at the same time.
For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .
shasturbate
When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.
I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!
I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.
I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.
Shasturbate
The act of masturbating in the shower
Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!