Shat meself
Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence
Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting
Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting
Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place