shatus update
A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.
Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.
shatus
a shitty status posted on Facebook or the like, not literal, inferred as shitty, stated in shitty terms, or critiqued as shitty by observer
I'm sick of reading Danielle's "woe is me" shatus day after day. Enough already!