Shawphobia
When you see someone with the last name shaw and you are afraid of them and afraid to go near them.
*Mr shaw walks up to you*
You: AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME IM AFRAID OF YOU
random baka: why did u scream?
You: it’s because I have shawphobia
Random baka: oh that’s cool I do to now cause he’s scary
Jesse: I have it as well I’m very afraid of him
Sexy Ruby: purrrrr u queen. I love you Jesse let’s get married
Jesse: okay
*2 weeks later*
Jesse: I do
Church man: you man now kiss the bride
Ruby: *wees oops got a bit excited
You: AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME IM AFRAID OF YOU
random baka: why did u scream?
You: it’s because I have shawphobia
Random baka: oh that’s cool I do to now cause he’s scary
Jesse: I have it as well I’m very afraid of him
Sexy Ruby: purrrrr u queen. I love you Jesse let’s get married
Jesse: okay
*2 weeks later*
Jesse: I do
Church man: you man now kiss the bride
Ruby: *wees oops got a bit excited