Shbeep
Shbeep means the “s-word” but instead of saying the ending of the word (“it”) you “beep” it out like on tv or radio.
“I don’t give a shbeep what you say!”
“I need to take a shbeep so bad!”
“Oh, shbeep! I forgot my wallet!”
“I need to take a shbeep so bad!”
“Oh, shbeep! I forgot my wallet!”