sheard
of or about, describing the likes of a shitty beard. shitty + beard = sheard
"dude, take a look at that sheard."
"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."
"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."
"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"
"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."
"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."
"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"
Sheard
When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.
That biznatch gave me a sheard.
Timo sheard
Timo sheard is an American business executive, videographer, and music video director. His multimedia company,
B-Roll and FX Productions, started in 2015
B-Roll and FX Productions, started in 2015
Timo sheard directed that video
shearding
the act of serious sexual self-denial
I won't put out with Gareth, not even for £15 and a box of chocolates ("shearding")
Sheard
The term for a dedicated shit muncher. A Sheard loves eating shit directly out of any living creature's asshole and then reinserting it, only to eat it again. They often go after children too.
Whoa William! You're coming across like a bit of a Sheard today!