Sheef
When a woman queefs & shits simultaniously. Similar to that of a shart.
"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"
"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"
"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"
"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
sheef
Noun: Furry slang for a sheath, the tube of skin around a male's penis in many animals. Typically used in homoerotic furry roleplay or stories.
"Yum, look at that thing poking out of his sheef!"
sheef
A word, similar to the term 'damn it', that is used to express disappointment or anger.
Sheef, man. We left all the beer at his house.
sheef
when a girl queefs and a little shit comes out her pussy. its a deeper fart.
1. I get up out of bed, sheef on the floor, and wipe it up with my sheefing hairs.
2. Sally sheefed.
2. Sally sheefed.
sheef
When one shits at the same time as ripping a queef.
Fuck man, Rachel just sheefed all over Brad's carpet.
sheef
The result of a shart and a queef simultaneously, creating a shit-fart out of a vagina.
I was going to town on her, but then she took a sheef all over my dick.
Wheat Sheef
Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.
It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x