Beef Barkley
The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.
Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.
Guy 2: That's just wrong man.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.
Guy 2: That's just wrong man.