Sheezer
Female version of the term "geezer"
Awight sheezer, ow ya doin luv?
Sheezer
A term when a man opens up the girls mouth and sneezes in it after anal sex.
Damn I gave that girl a Sheezer.
He aint gonna give me no sheezer.
I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.
He aint gonna give me no sheezer.
I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.
sheezer
frozen faecal matter. usualy frozen in house freezer. can be put in a plastic bag and used as lethal weapon (see example). ppl who practice this are called sheezerytes and the act is sheezerism
"oh dude sumone just lobbed a sheezer at me"
"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"
" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "
"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"
" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "
sheezer
After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.
"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"
Ed Sheezer
The absolute god of the world, praise daily. You were bought here for a reason
I praise Ed Sheezer every day with all good intentions
sheezer
a shot of narcotics. Intraveniously
i just dis a fat sheezer