shelfed
to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.
That stripper's son shelfed my phone!
shelfed
To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.
Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!
Shelf
Lame.
Square.
Busted.
Tired.
Square.
Busted.
Tired.
Dude is so shelf with those corny jokes.
She is so shelf! No cap!
She is so shelf! No cap!
Shelf
Lame or old fashioned. Not cool, popular or trending.
“Those shoes are shelf, no one is wearing them anymore.”
“You’re so shelf. Why would you say that?”
“You’re so shelf. Why would you say that?”
Shelf
Lame
That’s so shelf!
Shelf
Lame
This party is completely shelf!
Shelf
Lame, pathetic
It would be so shelf to stay home Friday night after I told everyone I had plans.