shellaleigh
A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.
He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.
Shellacking the shellaleigh
A humorous synonym for male masturbation.
I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.