beef curtainitis
general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
Beef Curtains
the creul term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
Did you see the beef curtains on that girl?
Hell yeah I did! Let 'em hang girl!
Hell yeah I did! Let 'em hang girl!
beef curtains
A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.
"That chick had the sexiest beef curtains, best sex I've ever had"
beef curtain
Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.
Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.
Beef-Curtain
Large, flappy labia.
"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."
Beef Curtain
A suprise hidden beneath a layer of pants that startles most men into jizzing out of sheer suprise. The wing of a vagina that sag as if they have given up on defying gravity
Tanner says that Braedon had a beef curtain, obviously, he jizzed as soon as he saw it!
Beef Curtains
a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.
Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.