beef dagger

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

俚语	beef dagger
释义	beef dagger n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick. Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together? Wife: Oh, how romantic!!! Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye. Wife: Oh no, not again! Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!
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