shemotional

When someone, particularly a woman, emotionally overreacts to a harmless situation

Guy: "Hey sorry I lost one of your hair bands"
Woman: "OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE"
Guy: "Woah, you're getting a little shemotional there"

shemotion

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

Shemotion

The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.

Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.

Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)

Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.

Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.

Erik: Friends?

Alistair: Friends!

(hug)

俚语	shemotional
释义	shemotional When someone, particularly a woman, emotionally overreacts to a harmless situation Guy: "Hey sorry I lost one of your hair bands" Woman: "OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE" Guy: "Woah, you're getting a little shemotional there" shemotion noun\| shee • mo • shun The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion. Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.” Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.” Shemotion The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying. Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you. Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries) Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand. Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational. Erik: Friends? Alistair: Friends! (hug)
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