She-rail
What some may call a she-males equipment. Usually an average size in most cases. Greeted either with a look of shock and disgust, or a creepily wide smile.
Dylan: How did things go with you're date last night?
Corey: Everything was fine until we got back to my place and I grabbed hold of a fuckin' she-rail!
Dylan: ... Why are you smiling?
Corey: Everything was fine until we got back to my place and I grabbed hold of a fuckin' she-rail!
Dylan: ... Why are you smiling?