Sheraton Surfers
When you stay at the Sheraton in Hawaii and Sheraton Surfers hog all the waves despite being horrible at surfing. Most use their surfboards as boogie boards, or stand up wobbling for five seconds before face-planting into the water.
Dave: Lets go surfing!
Leon: Nah man, there are like 200 Sheraton Surfers.
Leon: Nah man, there are like 200 Sheraton Surfers.