Sherf
Sheriff
Have ya seen the sherf 'round 'ere?
Sherfness
One who drives around the perimeter of sorority houses/ dorms filled with freshman, or in the lack there of, high schools, attempting to seduce a girl into their bed, and then stalk them with an epic creepiness. AKA the anti-bro
i.e "Dude, she's in freakin high school. Total sherfness"
sherf
1. a really hairy,short guy
"Dude, look at that sherf over there!"
"You mean that hairy guy?"
"Yeah. He looks like Danny Devito.""
"You mean that hairy guy?"
"Yeah. He looks like Danny Devito.""