Sherkin' the gherkin
Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.
Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."
Sherkin
A female version of the merkin reserved for but not limited to trans men, butch and studs to simulate chest hair.
My partner really loves my new Sherkin chest hair piece and it makes me feel more comfortable in my gender.