Shext
To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.
I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.
Shexting
texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method
Shexting
The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.
I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...
shexting
Shit and text
"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"
"Shexting"
shext
verb.
The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.
The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.
I'm shexting you right now.
Shext me later.
Shext! You're it.
Shext me later.
Shext! You're it.
Shexting
The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
Shexting
Texting while taking a shit.
Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?
Texter 2: On the toilet..
Texter 1: Err, why?
Texter 2: I love shexting.
Texter 2: On the toilet..
Texter 1: Err, why?
Texter 2: I love shexting.