Shexting

texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.

Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method

Shexting

The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.

I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...

Shexting

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay

Shexting

Texting while taking a shit.

Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.

Shexting

Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.

I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me

I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends

Shexting

Texting while your in the bathroom.

I was updating my Facebook at dropping a duece at the same time. Shitting and texting+SHEXTING.

Shexting

The act of taking a shit and texting at the same time. It usually results in much longer shitting time than was anticipated. When taken too far it can result in a Shexton or Shit Texting Session.

Guy 1- Hey Bro let's get goin, did you fall in?
Guy 2- I'll be out in a minute.
Guy 1- Dude, you said that 10 minutes ago.
Guy 2- Sorry man, i was shexting and it turned into a shexton.

俚语	shexting
释义	Shexting texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting. Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method Shexting The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device. I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long... Shexting The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting. Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis. Sara (text): hey where are you? Emma (text): um...in...cough...bed? Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME? Emma: YEAH BITCH. Sara: Mkay Shexting Texting while taking a shit. Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing? Texter 2: On the toilet.. Texter 1: Err, why? Texter 2: I love shexting. Shexting Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe. I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends Shexting Texting while your in the bathroom. I was updating my Facebook at dropping a duece at the same time. Shitting and texting+SHEXTING. Shexting The act of taking a shit and texting at the same time. It usually results in much longer shitting time than was anticipated. When taken too far it can result in a Shexton or Shit Texting Session. Guy 1- Hey Bro let's get goin, did you fall in? Guy 2- I'll be out in a minute. Guy 1- Dude, you said that 10 minutes ago. Guy 2- Sorry man, i was shexting and it turned into a shexton.
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