Beefsexual
A person who commits him/herself to the love of beef to the point where it becomes their primary relationship.
Jeffrey: “Hey Doug, when are you going on your next date”
Doug: “Oh I’m not dating right now. I’m taking myself out for hot pot, for I am a beefsexual”
Doug: “Oh I’m not dating right now. I’m taking myself out for hot pot, for I am a beefsexual”