shiftpoop
A poop taken while on the job. The best time there is to do it because you're getting paid to poop!
Bill: Man I took a nice poop the other day.
Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!
Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!